The Land Struggle Is Real, but So Are We

Hey Mates,

Hey Bunkrmate Fam,

Ever tried buying land in Jamaica lately? It’s like trying to win a Dutch pot at a family bingo night—near impossible if you're not well-connected (or overseas).

Picture this: we’re out here, hustling to secure a little slice of paradise, and overseas investors are swooping in like a hungry mongoose at a picnic. They're buying up the good spots and turning land prices into something only billionaires dream about. Seriously, how are we supposed to build our dream homes, grow our own food, or just vibe under a mango tree when land prices are acting like gas prices?

But don’t worry; we’re not here to wallow in the frustration. We’re here to strategize. ✨

Introducing Our Workaround: The Bunkrmate Land Movement!

Why buy a tiny plot on your own when we can come together and grab 100 acres of prime land? That’s right, 100 acres! (Enough space for everyone to build a home, grow some crops, and maybe even squeeze in a community jerk pan.) Once we’ve got the land, we’ll subdivide it, so each of us gets our own piece of the pie. And no, you won’t have to fight your cousin for dibs on the best spot.

Think of it as the ultimate community project. Imagine neighbors who are already your friends, all working together to build something truly special—our own sanctuary, free from the whims of international investors.

How You Can Get Involved:

1. Stay Tuned: We’re ironing out the details and will share updates soon.

2. Start Dreaming: What would you do with your plot of land? Farm it? Build a home? Create a goat sanctuary? (We’re here for all the goat dreams.)

3. Spread the Word: Share this newsletter with anyone you know who’s frustrated with the system and ready to be part of the solution.

Together, we can flip the script. The land is ours, and it’s time we claim it!

Let’s do this,
Team Bunkrmate

P.S. If this sounds like something you’re into, reply to this email with a simple “I’m in!” or your best land-buying joke. (We could all use a laugh while we fight the good fight.)

Cheers,
The bunkrmate Crew 🖤